Disclaimer

The views expressed on this medium are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer.

Of course, if my employer had the same views on the world that I do, I never would have had enough material to create this website.  Having said that, everything on this site is fictional.  I mean, obviously oranges and apples can’t talk.  I don’t know about eggplants or strawberries.
-Jon Hillenbrand